Quotes

Adam Sandler has not done a lot of interviews but when he does it is always funny and entertaining. He also shows how big of a family man he has become in the recent years as some of these quotes show. Here on this page you can find some of his quotes……enjoy!

“[after getting laser eye surgery] : Now I realize how ugly I am.”
“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”
“Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show. “
“Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.”
“Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.”
“I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I’m allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn’t get mad at me. But I don’t spend money on myself. I don’t like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.”
“I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
“I do love the movies I’ve done in the past.”
“I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.”
“I don`t know who I touch and who I don`t. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don`t have any secrets. I don`t know the reasons I`ve been so well received.”
“I don`t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I`d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don`t laugh.”
“I don`t like being out in public too much. I don`t like going to bars. I don`t like doing celebrity stuff.”
“I don`t think about that. I wasn`t a kid growing up saying one day I`ll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn`t on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.”
“I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it’s over. I don’t have to worry about being in front of too many people.”
“I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.”
“I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.”
“I sang a song at my sister’s wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.”
“I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”
“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing Maria from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”
“I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.”
“I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.”
“I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?”
“I`m 31 now. I think I`m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.”
“I`m not comfortable being around too many people. I don`t like being out in public too much. I don`t like going to bars. I don`t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don`t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.”
“I`m not looking to get away from anything. I like what I`ve done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.”
“I’d like to have a kid, and I’d like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he’s going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.”
“I’m not even worried about them getting sick of the characters. I want to make sure stuff is still funny to me.”
“It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you’re living your life. I wouldn’t compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it’s about a man who doesn’t appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.”
“Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.”
“My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh, … I mean, just like all friends hanging out — that’s the goal.”
“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
“My mind wanders and that`s why I needed a Jim Brooks in my life. I did learn on this movie the most I`ve ever learned about making a movie from Jim.”
“My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.”
“Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.”
“Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!”
“So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink.”
“The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.”
“The Wedding Singer will be the first time I’ve done a movie and Farley won’t be calling me up the night it opens.”
“This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn’t want them to lose friends. He is his family’s hero.”
“To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.”
“We just bought this house. It’s too big. It’s like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It’s just too big.”
“Wedding Singer taught us we shouldn’t be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.”
“Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”
“When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.”
“When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.”
“When I’m up there, and I know the show’s coming to a close, in my head I’m saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That’s what I don’t like so much.”
“You know, when you don’t go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly ‘in the know,’ start whispering that you’re gay. If I were gay, I wouldn’t be ashamed to admit it, but I’m not.